Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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