At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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