I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
In the future we'll all be gay
Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
Just high enough for therapy.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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