i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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