U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
Enjoy the penises
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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