hell yes lets make some ravioli
At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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