I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
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