So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
Randomize
