week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
Went to the doctors. She saw my " I love beer" tattoo. All she said was " My drunken tat is of just one word. "Cornnuts.". Then said Mexico was "awesome." And sent me on my way. Yeah. She's my favorite doctor.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
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