shit! I think I may have lost something in your car. Look for anything that can possibly belong to me, especially look out for a pair of pink panties in a ziplock. I lost my spare and you better find it before someone else does.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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