This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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