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Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
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