and she was petting her beer can
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
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