Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
I love you.
Bad choice
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
Randomize
