Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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