Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
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