Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
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I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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