so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
Randomize
