shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
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