she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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