break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
try to milk me bitch
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