What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
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