normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
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