i don't plan on having that self control this summer
Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
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