Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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