i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
Randomize
