similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I'll pick you up. Avoid slightly awkward no-we're-not-dating-but-I'm-still-screwing-your-son-after-2-years parental run-ins.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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