Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
the EMT asked how you broke your nose and you said, "you know, the usual wear and tear."
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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