I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
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