i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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