Taylor Swift is so right about you.
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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