I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
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