nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
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