All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
First Peyton Manning retires, and now the most interesting man in the world is retiring for Dos Equis. This is the worst week of my fucking life.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
Randomize
