it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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