i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
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