I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
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