is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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