and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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