You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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