it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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