champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
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