Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
We have so much sex to catch up on
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
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