Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
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