we have officially lost it.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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