Only a mothe r could love this liver
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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