I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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