Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
I just found a 1/2 inch of mimosa in my shoe.
You should get more absorbent shoes.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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