She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
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