i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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