Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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