I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
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